I am not so egocentric a Troglodyte Laureate to think there might not be room in my Cave for other possible laureates. Maybe it's not such a bad thing for a little civility to class up the joint, maybe a Poet Laureate here in sub-terra.
This guy not only stores wine here, he's got a reading coming up at the Ruskin Art Club on May 17th, 2 p.m. That place has been around since 1888, so they've probably figured out what a good poet is by now.
He certainly brings a good dose of refinement to The Cave. Go check it out.