Don't be fooled by these birds and their sad and coy persona, evil lurks in that bird. It stared at me for a few minutes, I stared at it for a few minutes and then I went to the bathroom. When I came back I looked up and...
Are you serious? Either these birds are seriously messing with me or they are the dumber than dirt. Or they're geniuses and me falling for their little game of tag is dumber than dirt. Either way, there's something dumber that dirt going on here, and I'm involved.
Hey, wait a second...