Quiz: pretend you are a professional troglodyte or otherwise oenophilically obsessed. You walk into a large space you've never previously been. What's the first thing that catches your eye?
That's right!


In the interest of science and all things troglodyte it was my duty to further explore. Here's what I learned:
Trader Joe's now has 40 stores with free wine tasting, including this one at 3rd and Fairfax. It is within a designated area, a mini saloon about the size of my apartment in NYC, or perhaps a corner news stand. While in there I was getting cozy with three other sets of elbows. You enter through the swinging doors, show your ID, and get a free plastic Robitussin cup of wine to sample. There are three wines daily, and you are welcome to sample all three, once, and then you must leave, hopefully with a bottle of something you just sampled. The woman next to me walked away with two bottles of the three. It is "open" 12 - 8 daily, and during this eight hours only one person pours to assure no double-dipping. There is also free cheese to cleanse your palette between swirls.

On this day I sampled only one of the options,the middle one, the Cotes-du-Rhone red. It was: inoffensive, simple, clean, unmemorable; a fair enough daily dinner wine. I did not walk away with a bottle. The gentleman pouring that day was very kind and answered all my questions.


Chances are if you are buying wine at a Trader Joe's you're not bringing it to dinner with William Koch. Still, with free wine tastings @TJ's, customers might have greater peace of mind about their purchases.